basically i’d say the same for every one of these. but omg people actually ship sansa/joffrey? like i get sansa/sandor because the dude is nice to her but joffrey is just… Why would you ship ANYONE with him?

I’ve seen a few people who claim to ship it - a very small minority though, thank god.  They could have been joking though (LET’S HOPE SO). Either way, the idea of Joffrey/Anyone = vom.